Two female robbers dressed as Ninjas with a sword and a dagger took some cigarettes and lottery cards from a gas station in Pennsylvania.
We have just one big question:
Why do these female Ninjas wear white Mickey Mouse gloves? what ancient Ninjutsu ryu is this apparel detail coming from?
Via Wired Danger room
Japanese user claimed Shaolin monks failed a sparring contest against a Ninja. He posted this last week in the Iron Blood Bulletin Board.
Shaolin’s temple lawyer, Huang Kun, hurried in to demand a formal apology and ask a retract, in what threatens to become another corner stone in the shaky relationship between Japan and China.
via Timesonline
While we are toiling and training like crazies in the current high temperature heat wave, here’s some decent solution.
No more parking space arguments in Tel Aviv, no one will cut us of, this should be promoted as the best Israeli device for active road safety.
Here’s one for the sword guys: Three unfortunate souls happened to snatch a £20 note from Oxford actor Tom Clews.
Mr. Clews, who is playing Greek mythical hero Odysseus, did not hesitate, chased down the bewildered muggers stabbed one of them in the leg and detained them till the police arrived.
Well done Odysseus! Mr. Clews also played Hector in The Iliad in last year’s fringe and was bare chested at the event. What were those robbers thinking?
Yep, you’re right, this is not madness – THIS IS OXFORD!
via Oxfordshire
Zuiikin English is a genius Japanese program that combines aerobic dancing and phrase repetition to help memorize new English phrases. The hilarious results are unbelievable, especially when applied to self defense.
Any woman that will use the Zuiikin method of self defense will get plenty of space from a potential attacker. Much better then plain old martial art.
A martial art such as Budo Ninjutsu should lift itself to the most modern fitness trends.
So here’s the deal, check out the new ninja kata, about 1:30 minute into the video.
We figure this should be the Kata the AKBAN organization will be adopting.
Please remember, Ninjutsu folks are always polite and happy.
Cheers.
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Summer heat is on the rise here in Israel and we look with amazement at two new developments in the martial arts field.
The first is Disco Dojo, a new fitness/martial arts style developed by Mr. Scott Cole, a Palm Springs-based fitness instructor. We at AKBAN had enough of eating dust for so many years that there might be a chance of us doing Disco dojo ourselves, only we thought about changing the name a little, how about Polka-ninja?
With time we will have robots doing all our martial art training! We will then probably contemplate the universe while watching reruns of Seinfeld.
We knew that the summer temperatures are high in this region, we knew Ninjutsu is easy to teach to animals, but we could not believe our fiendish plan would be discovered so soon.
The Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA) is reporting that squirrles equipped with hidden tapping devices are invading Iran…
We can just hope they will never catch our extreme ninja turtles.
